April Fools!

Fact: I love every minute of motherhood. I especially love it when my daughter looked at me this morning, smiled and called me a dog. (Yes, she really did say that as I was putting on my makeup. So I politely told her that was the reason that I was putting on makeup and not all women could be as beautiful as her.)


Fact: I think the song Supersonic is the best rap song ever written (Hahaha, I heard that on the radio this morning driving to work.)

"you see the S is for super
and the U is for unique
the P is for perfection
and you know that we are freaks
the E is for exotic
and the R is for raps
so tell those noisy people just to stay the HELL BACK!
SUPERSONIC!"


Fact: The best slogan ever written was one that I saw on some big white truck ahead of me in traffic this morning. It had the words, "Webb's Seafood. See Dr. Webb, Oysterpedic Fishician." (Hahaha, yes that was actually written on a truck with a picture of an oyster with a stethoscope, LOL) What was that marketing person smoking to come up with that?


Fact: I am a size 2 and never eat any chocolate. (Yeah, I wish!)


Fact: I wish I lived someplace that was 97 degrees with lots of humidity OR 20 degrees with lots of snow all year round. Why have nice, 60-70 degree weather where you can go outdoors when you can be miserably hot or cold all year round? Who's with me?


Fact: I love to clean. Scrubbing toilets is what I live for. I get such a sense of satisfaction, like I've fulfilled my purpose in life if I remove urine, feces, scum and mold from that white porcelain goddess we call the commode.



Fact: I am really only 22 years old. I thought if I named this blog "Mandy's Life After 30," more people might take me seriously. Because everyone knows that with age comes wisdom. (hahaha)


Happy April Fools Day everyone!