One of Those Days~

Hickory dickory dock
It's not even 9 o'clock.

Viv is throwing a huge fit
Saying no and trying to hit.

All over the carpet, the dog just pissed
Found old cat puke, that we somehow missed.

My coffee is cold because I had no time to drink
A wine glass fell over and broke in our sink.

Shouldn't Saturday be a day of rest?
Instead, I'm yelling at everyone in my nest.

Where's the aspirin? I need Bailey's in my mug.
Is that another pet dropping that I see on the rug?

It's time to remove Viv from her dungeon and end this post
Maybe I'll feel better after eating scrambled eggs and toast.