Marital Conversations, part two

Let's take another sneak peek into real marital discussions - the kind of things that a couple (like Kirk and me) says to each other.  I wrote one installment about this already.  CHECK IT OUT - if you haven't read the post yet - it's short and funny!


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The scene: In April while Vivian is on the potty and I was training her. She just made a gigantic poop -- her second one ever on the potty.

Mandy: "YAAAAYY~  Vivian made poo poo on the potty!"  Dances around like an idiot and screams from the room.

Kirk enters the bathroom. 

Kirk: "Did you make a poo poo? (says to Vivian)  He looks inside the toilet to examine the specimen.

Kirk:  "Holy crap, that is a lot of shit.  Mandy, are you sure you didn't pinch a loaf in there too?  That's a lot of shit!"

Mandy: "Trust me, it was only Vivian.  She's small but she can pack a lot in her."

Then we both proceed with dancing around like idiots over Vivian's poop made in the potty.


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The scene: Mandy stands temporarily frozen near the laundry basket and bathroom entrance.

Kirk: "What are you doing?"

Mandy: "I'm thinking..."  stands there hovering over the sorted whites and colors.

Kirk: "Well don't strain yourself...." and laughs sarcastically.

Mandy sticks tongue out and pushes up middle finger at Kirk.


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The scene: Mandy awakens from a terrible nightmare.  She tells Kirk about her dream. 


Mandy: "Oh gosh, that dream was awful!  I had a nightmare that bugs were crawling all over my body.  I remember that it was different types of insects and they were drilling holes into my skin.  It felt so real."  Shudders and holds skin thinking about it...., "Uggh!"   

Kirk: "It sounds to me like you need more sex!" 

Mandy: "That's how you interpret my dream?" 



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The scene: Mandy returns home from a second trip to the ER where she passed out from dehydration. 

(Note: This was before the doctors discovered Mandy's gallbladder wasn't working and before her surgery to remove it). 

Kirk had stayed up all night taking care of Mandy and holding her hand. 

Mandy (to Kirk): "Thank you for taking such good care of me." 

Kirk: (without any hesitation) "It comes with my job description." 


Awwww, in my opinion, that is one of the best lines to date!  :-)

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(Mandy, Vivian and Kirk are pictured near the Pensacola Bay on a windy Memorial Day weekend, 2010)


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